I looked myself in the mirror today, and thought, "...dude. Since when do I have a waist?" It's always pleasant when you take a picture of yourself and you think, "oh, look, I look nominally attractive today!"

( Satisfyingly MySpace-y, I thought. )

First of all? I ADORE MIKEYWAY. Just needed to say it ( Read more... )

I seriously want an icon of a mouse looking like Noël Coward that says "Somebody has brrroken into my toilet."